Auntie
Johnny's tips for saving
money.
Using some string
and those plastic cups you get
from vending machines as bras
or cod-pieces (or possibly both if
you're a ladyboy), could save
you up to £200 per year.
To make a bra
 Ingredients:
3 pieces of string (2 long,
1 short), 2 plastic cups. [see illustration1]
Recipe: First make two
holes just below the rim
of each of the cups [marked GH and
JK on illus.1].
 Next,
thread end A of the string
through hole G and knot end A [illus.2].
Repeat this step
for end C and hole K.
 Now,
using the short piece of
string, thread end E through hole H
and end F through hole J. Knot
ends E and F. [illus. 3]
You now have a
ready to use bra.
 All
you need to do is squeeze those
tits into the cups and tie
ends B and D into a knot
behind your back (make sure it's
tight). A lovely reef
knot works wonders here [illus. 4]
Finally, simply slip on
a t-shirt for that lovely Madonna
look.
To make a cod-piece
 Ingredients:
2 pieces of string (both same
size), 1 plastic cup. [see illustration 5]
Recipe: First make
two holes just below the rim
of the cup. (as though you're making
a bra) [marked E and F on illus.5]
 Now,
thread ends A and C through holes
E and F, respectively, and knot the ends.
[illus. 6]
The cod-piece is now
ready to wear.
 Simply
insert your man into the
cup, then take ends
B and D and tie them
behind your back (I've found that
around the base of the spine is
best). [illus. 7]
Finally, strut around
the room for the perfect Cameo look.
P.S.
If you have a problem
with the size of the bra-cup
you could try using buckets instead.
If you have a problem
with the size of the cod-piece
try using a thimble.
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